2005-07-18 - 1:22 p.m.
Where do rappers get their names? Is there some big book of rapper names, and you have to just flip open and point your finger and that's the name you get. Do you have to pull three things out of your pockets and pick a name made up from that? Example: 50 cent, Eminem, Puff Daddy...well that point might not matter because I don't know any other rappers. But it doesn't matter BECAUSE the names are ridiculous.
Also, I realized something this weekend. The only people that say things similar to “If you can't handle your alcohol then you shouldn't drink”, are people that are alcoholics themselves. Because really, is there anyone anywhere who can drink a fifth of Southern Comfort and actually maintain? No. My mom thinks she can, but it's because when she has actually drank the fifth, everyone around her is smashed also. This goes for my Uncle too, he only drinks “top shelf” gin. Whatever, I think that saying that makes him feel cool and expensive when he isn't. Anyway, he is really big on being able “handle” his alcohol. Um, yeah I've been with him and his wife when they are drinking. The last time was the last time. She (my aunt) got so wasted she pissed her pants in a gas station bathroom and then locked herself in the bathroom and wouldn't come out for 45 minutes. We almost just left her there, but that would've made her cry MORE than she already was.
If there is one thing I can't stand, it's a crying drunk. I wouldn't drink if everytime I got drunk I cried and threw fits and screamed. The occasional cry is okay, but not everytime.
Since I know how to link, I'm going to leave you with this.
I saw this lady on Oprah* on Thursday afternoon. What the hell was she thinking. She was crying because no one loves her anymore. Gee, maybe you should've spent the $80,000.00 on therapy instead. Ya' think?
