2004-10-19 - 11:07 a.m.
Just to clarify, we did what we thought was the most humane thing in regards to the cat. It was de-clawed and spayed. The thing fell off the couch daily because it has nothing to use to hold onto the sofa. So it would've never survived outside because the neighbor behind me has close to 20 mangey, nasty, cats with eyes and ears and fur missing. They would've eaten the cat.
I tried to let it run away but the damn thing ran back into the house.
I ran an ad in the paper but no one wanted it. I tried to give it to my aunt who already has 4 cats but she refused. I even told her she was signing the poor animals death warrant but she still said no.
I told Callie that Lizzie ran away. The cat had fleas that I could not get rid of, no matter how hard I tried. And I don't like the idea of an animal that shits in a box, in my house, getting on my kitchen counters. That is just gross. At least for me.
But what I really wanted to talk about today is where I think Mariah Carey and Janet Jackson started to go down hill and Britney Spears' boobs.
First Janet and Mariah were great when they sang. Actually sang loudly. One of the first tapes I ever owned was Janet Jackson's Control. It was wonderful and I loved it. I used to walk up and down the street in 2 feet of snow with my little stereo on my shoulder so I could be cool, blasting Nasty Boys. And I loved Mariah too, even in high school, when I would've never admitted to still having my Control tape.
But then they quit singing and started whispering. I can't listen to any recent song from either of them because you can't hear their voice above the music. I don't want to have to strain my ears just to hear you when the music sucks anyway.
And about Mrs. Fenderline's boobs. After the Janet Jackson boob incident, some pictures on Yahoo Entertainment of Britney showed up from her concert tour. Her top is so low cut that she is practically falling out, but no nipple is showing. I believe that she has no nipples. I think she had them removed so as not to offend people. I mean why would a girl like her even need nipples? If I were her I'd do it.
And on a another note, let me comment about her singing. She doesn't sing, she croaks. And who told her to re-do My Perogative? Bobby Brown may not be the best person to model yourself after. Isn't he in prison? Britney's voice sounds like a chain smoking midget who is choking on some mouthwash.
Well, now that I've talked about other people, lets just all agree that I'm perfect.
